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About Me Member Old Fart ineedanapMale/South Georgia and the South Sandwich Islands Recent Activity Deviant for 4 Years
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I'm 72% Retarded!

Thu Aug 24, 2006, 12:51 PM
How retarded are you?

[x] i have walked into a glass/screen door.

[x] i have tripped on my shoelace and fallen on my face.

[x] i have choked on my own spit.

[ ] ive seen the Matrix a bunch of times and still don't get it.

[ ] i type only with my pointer fingers.

[x] i have accidently caught something on fire.

[ ] ive told a cop to freak off and gotten screwed for it.

[x] i attempted to sip out of a straw but it accidently went into my nose, rather than my mouth.

[x] sometimes when i think of something funny, i laugh out loud and people look at me weird.

[x] ive caught myself drooling.

[ ] ive accidently caused an explosion.

[x] if someone says the word "fart", i cant help but laugh.

[ ] ive turned into a "do not enter" one way road plenty of times.

[x] sometimes i just stop thinking & zone out.

[x] it is POSSIBLE to lick your elbow. (It really is!)

[x] i just tried to lick my elbow.

[x] people often shake their heads and walk away from me.

[x] people often tell me to use my "inside voice".

[x] gum has fallen out of my mouth while talking.

[x] ive used my fingers to do simple math.

[x] ive jumped off a moving vehicle.

[ ] i ate a bug for $5 or less.

[x] im taking this test when i should be doing something more important.

[ ] i repost chain letters because im scared of what they threaten will happen if i dont.

[ ] ive done some things really stupid while i was drunk.

[ ]ive ran around naked when i was drunk.

[ ]ive ran into a golfcart tire when i was drunk

[x] ive searched all over the place for something, and then realized it was in my hand the whole time.

[x] i accidently break a lot of things.

[ ] my friends know not to use big words around me.

[x] my friends like me because im fun to laugh at.

[x] i move my head to the side when im confused.

[x] sometimes i start telling a story and suddenly forget what im talking about.

[x] ive fallen out of my chair before.

[x] when im laying in bed, i sometimes stare at the ceiling and try to find pictures and words in the texture.

total score [24]

Once you get your answer multiply by three and repost as "I'm __% retarded".

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  • Interests: Music, Video Games, Yaoi.
  • Favourite band or musician: Daft Punk.
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  • MP3 player of choice: Toshiba gigabeat! <3
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2- You can't kiss the person more than 3 times
3- You -MUST- kiss 6 other people
4- You should kiss them in public! Paste it on their user page! c'mon..don't be scared of public displays of affection
5- Random kisses are perfectly okay! (and sweet)
6- You should most definitely get started kissing right away!

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