[x] i have walked into a glass/screen door.
[x] i have tripped on my shoelace and fallen on my face.
[x] i have choked on my own spit.
[ ] ive seen the Matrix a bunch of times and still don't get it.
[ ] i type only with my pointer fingers.
[x] i have accidently caught something on fire.
[ ] ive told a cop to freak off and gotten screwed for it.
[x] i attempted to sip out of a straw but it accidently went into my nose, rather than my mouth.
[x] sometimes when i think of something funny, i laugh out loud and people look at me weird.
[x] ive caught myself drooling.
[ ] ive accidently caused an explosion.
[x] if someone says the word "fart", i cant help but laugh.
[ ] ive turned into a "do not enter" one way road plenty of times.
[x] sometimes i just stop thinking & zone out.
[x] it is POSSIBLE to lick your elbow. (It really is!)
[x] i just tried to lick my elbow.
[x] people often shake their heads and walk away from me.
[x] people often tell me to use my "inside voice".
[x] gum has fallen out of my mouth while talking.
[x] ive used my fingers to do simple math.
[x] ive jumped off a moving vehicle.
[ ] i ate a bug for $5 or less.
[x] im taking this test when i should be doing something more important.
[ ] i repost chain letters because im scared of what they threaten will happen if i dont.
[ ] ive done some things really stupid while i was drunk.
[ ]ive ran around naked when i was drunk.
[ ]ive ran into a golfcart tire when i was drunk
[x] ive searched all over the place for something, and then realized it was in my hand the whole time.
[x] i accidently break a lot of things.
[ ] my friends know not to use big words around me.
[x] my friends like me because im fun to laugh at.
[x] i move my head to the side when im confused.
[x] sometimes i start telling a story and suddenly forget what im talking about.
[x] ive fallen out of my chair before.
[x] when im laying in bed, i sometimes stare at the ceiling and try to find pictures and words in the texture.
total score [24]
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